Reality is merely a reality, albeit a real one.
Josh here, with our Hamburg Winter collection. I'm wearing a sheep's bladder t-shirt with matching dungball accessories. My hair was done by crazy Meg of Bedlam hair.
Notice the overpowering aroma of rotting pilchards. The hat was stolen from a dead tramp. I think it makes me look handsome.
Me stuck to a wall. My trousers were purchased from the revered outlet known as "TK-Maxx". I like wearing red, but i'm not wearing any red here because i don't like wearing red.
This is the killer shot I think. It makes me look proper fit. My boyfriend recently proposed to me with a Hula Hoop ring, and i was so overccome with joy that i had to accept. Don't really want to plan things right at the moment but I think i definately want to wear something yellow with pink polkadots. And dinosaur leather if i can get hold of it.
And now onto Jackie! :)
I sometimes like to stare at the wall of the corridor to the bathroom. It's more interesting than my boyfriend.
I also like the other picture as it makes me look as pretty as a starfish. And makes my arms longer.
My rings were gifts from my mysterious ex-boyfriend who I ran away to be with. He liked me due to my curves, as let's face it every man finds me irresistible.
Actually, if I'm honest:-
Top - New Look
Jacket - Rammstein band merch
Jeans - H & M
Belt - New Look
Rings - Cameo: gift from Jo; Birds on a Perch - Primark
Socks - Primark
Head band - Primark
Curves - All real, with no help from clever posing or padding :)
Thinking you're fit when you aren't - hilarious
Thinking you know about fashion - even more hilarious
(Apologies for any coding errors, I'm new to this :P)
With much gratitude to http://whats-it-all-about-then-eh.blogspot.com/
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